Oh, fit like...

Today, is a not-so-fresh day. I seem to have acquired some sort of manflu/cold/icky thing that makes me want to have a big old moan to my girlfriend and demand cuddles and ice cream. Except, she is away in Huntly being an artist or something ;) so I have to man up and do it myself.

Well, almost myself. My flatmate, G, is being super nice making me Fruitsips (do you know how much real Lemsips cost?!) and promising to get me some ice lollies later :) winning.

Today I have achieved the grand sum of zero. I watched "The Breakfast Club" on repeat overnight approximately seven times as I could not be bothered changing the disk. I have made a coffee and eaten an apple (caffiene and vitamin C are my cure for everything) and I have half watched "Napoleon Dynamite" while I piss around on the computer. (Well, whilst dragging my arse out of bed to create my commoncold cure of awesomeness I felt that I had to also bring with me fistfuls of DVD's. I may be ill for sometime and if I hear, "Do I stutter?" one more time I might lose the will to live.

Today, online, I have learned:
- That Edie Segwick was indeed the prettiest of Warhol's superstars. Ingrid Superstar is just no comparison.
- That Almond Milk is the apparently the tastiest of all milk replacements and according to the "Vegan Forum" I am going to Hell.
- That Billy Corgan is dating one of "The Veronicas" (wow, I feel super-enriched now!)
- That it will cost me £3500 to do the Creative Writing MLitt I hypothetically decided I would do this year.
- That no matter how hard I search, this coat:

is fucking sold out!

and most importantly, I found out this year's winner of the Mslexia short story competition that one of my super faves - Jackie Kay judged.

Apparently the winner is 25; a doctor and this is the first short story she has written since high school. No, totally not jealous at all :)

I think I need a snooze now. I'm tired after learning a whole lot of nothing :)
Until next time.